Baa Baa Sheep Song

There are a lot of nursery rhymes about sheep. I figured it was about time there was one written BY a sheep.  The lyrics just came to me in the car on the way home from our holiday in the Lake District.

Baa Baa Sheep

Gonna eat up all them neep

Grow up big and strong

Grow your wool ever so long

So I can shear your wool

Get my 3 bags full

Gonna take it to be spun

Cuz knittings so much fun

My master won't get non

The dame and I are done

Gonna knit myself new clothes

From my head down to my toes

And if there's wool to spare

With the boy I will share

But he's gonna have to pay

Because nothings free today